You Know What? I Think I Hate Fall
Autumn. It seems to be everyone's favorite season. This time of year seemingly everyone is waxing poetic about the crisp air, the turning leaves, and the supposedly perfect weather. I am beginning to think I'm being sold a worthless bill of goods. I'm tired of these autumnal worship sessions. I think these constant homages to the perfection of fall are over the top and they tend to forget everything bad about this time of year. Well, I'm here to say that fall isn't all that. How do I hate fall? Let me count the ways: It's Cold - "Crisp" air, my spleen! Celery is crisp. How the heck can air be crisp? It's just a euphamism for "really chilly." Fall makes people talk wistfully of cozy sweaters, warm blankets and fireplaces. Do you ever wonder why you are thinking of those things? It's because it's cold outside! Sure there might still be days in the 60s and 70s where i...