Dear Internet, Please Learn Some New Adjectives
Before you continue reading this post, go to your favorite social sites and check out some of the links. It doesn't matter what type of links they are. They can be political links or humorous links or food links or fitness links. Note how the link is described. What words do the sponsors use to make you click over to their article or website? What words do they use to draw you in with a promise of shock, awe, or delight? There is a strong chance that whatever information they are about to provide you with is "mind blowing". Everything you see on the Internet promises to "blow your mind." What exactly does that mean? If you read the article, will there be a constant rush of air in your ears? Are bits of readers' brains scattered all over the page? Is your mind blown up, or is it simply pushed in a different direction? Is it a positive thing or a negative thing to have one's mind blown, because I have seen it used both ways. ...