Things You Would Probably Believe About Me When I Don't "Like and Share" on Facebook
I hate my family: my parents, siblings, cousins, nieces, nephews and non-existent children.
I want everyone to die of cancer.
I hate America, veterans, and anyone currently serving in the military.
I don't believe in God, Jesus, or Allah (oh wait a minute...)
I am prejudiced against autistic kids.
I believe all animals should be treated cruelly.
I don't want you to have good luck because I'm not sharing the pictures of angels.
I don't want you to have good luck because I'm not sharing the pictures of angels.
I have no sympathy or support for the victims of (insert national tragedy here).
According to Facebook, I'm a pretty rotten person!
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